Human Cloning

"I hate meetings so much" was the repeating thought I had as my attention span slowly deteriorated during our monthly work meetings. Dreading the rest of this unnecessary meeting I decided to pick up my phone and scroll through Twitter as any person who hates their job would do. "Lets see who's spilling all of their personal drama for retweets today" I thought while my news feed loaded ever so slowly. "Oh look Amy got another cat today how sarcastically exciting!" so I scrolled to through my feed hoping to find something that actually mattered, but all I discovered were pictures of Amy's new surprisingly cute overweight cat. Even my news feed sucked, so I swiped down and refreshed again. That's when I saw it. "When a celebrity in great health suddenly suffered a stoke, heart attack, aneurism = cloning center" tweeted that rapper B.o.B who had that one hit single Airplanes. So I began scrolling through all of his tweets and started seeing tweets like "Stop human cloning" or "Donald Marshall for president". I decided to investigate more to see how crazy this B.o.B guy actually is so I googled this Donald Marshall character and this is what I found: Donald Marshall is this guy who claims to have been part of this secret global organization that clones humans for a bunch of wicked reasons. He states that almost every celebrity and politician have an exact duplicate of themselves in these top secret underground bases known as "cloning centers". He says many celebrities aren't even aware that they're cloned because most of the cloning activity takes place while you're asleep and memory repressed. He calls them "Mark II R.E.M driven clones". Basically the second you enter R.E.M sleep they somehow transfer your consciousness to your clone body deep in the underground bases of the cloning centers. There they can do anything they want with you since clones aren't "legally human". He's no longer memory repressed so he can recall all of things that took place in his clone body. "One of the tell tale sign of someone being cloned and memory repressed is that they can no longer remember their dreams at night" says Marshall. He says that many celebrities like B.o.B and Nicki Minaj are begging to become un-memory repressed and speak out. Marshall says many celebrities are too afraid to come out and speak about it directly so they drop hints in movies like The Island, Blade Runner, Moon, and many more. Either way, I'm not particularly worried because I remember all of my dreams. Do you? 

Here's an interview on YouTube you check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_1UiFeV5Jg